Weight: 192.4
Energy: decent
Breakfast: oatmeal and blueberries
Lunch: leftover pasta
Dinner: bean burritos with cilantro, tomato onion and lime
Cravings: my keys
Superpowers: I have the impression that superman never lost his keys. I don’t know where he kept his keys, but I’m willing to bet he always knew where they were. Seriously, who has my keys?
Notes: No, seriously. Keys? Anyone? My longest stretch of sobriety in 20 years and this is when I lose my keys for the first time in my life? Is it possible that my drinking was somehow the source of my excellent key awareness? It seems unlikely I know, but this one data point doesn’t lie. The day I was too drunk to icefish, I didn’t lose my keys. The night I was so drunk I got thrown off of Kid Rock’s bus, I didn’t lose my keys. 19 days of tea-totalling (I’m not even drinking TEA for christ sake!) and my keys are gone. Sonofabitch.
Energy: decent
Breakfast: oatmeal and blueberries
Lunch: leftover pasta
Dinner: bean burritos with cilantro, tomato onion and lime
Cravings: my keys
Superpowers: I have the impression that superman never lost his keys. I don’t know where he kept his keys, but I’m willing to bet he always knew where they were. Seriously, who has my keys?
Notes: No, seriously. Keys? Anyone? My longest stretch of sobriety in 20 years and this is when I lose my keys for the first time in my life? Is it possible that my drinking was somehow the source of my excellent key awareness? It seems unlikely I know, but this one data point doesn’t lie. The day I was too drunk to icefish, I didn’t lose my keys. The night I was so drunk I got thrown off of Kid Rock’s bus, I didn’t lose my keys. 19 days of tea-totalling (I’m not even drinking TEA for christ sake!) and my keys are gone. Sonofabitch.
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