- hamburgers
- hotdogs
- french fries
- onion rings
- chicken wings
- chicken burgers
- chicken nuggets
- pizza
- beef
- pork
- bacon
- milk (cow)
- cheese (cow)
- yogurt (cow)
- potato chips
- corn chips
- popcorn
- pretzels
- crackerjacks
- candy
- pork rinds
- ice cream
- popsicles
- jerky
- beer
- wine
- liquor
- coffee
- tea (excluding herbal)
- soda pop (excluding soda water)
- illegal drugs
- video games
- internet pornography
- online gambling
- television
- frozen food that comes in a box
- cookies
- cake
- brownies
- muffins
- tarts
- and pies
The key to sticking to my plan is a cheque, made out to Oprah Winfrey in the amount of $750 dollars.
The cheque will be given to my good friend Scooby, with instructions to mail it if he can validate any claim that I have breached the terms of my fast. Many of my family, friends and co-workers know Scooby, and love Oprah, so I will be under constant scrutiny.
I’ve asked Scooby to be fair and use good judgement, noting that this is a test of my willpower rather than a challenge to my friends to screw me over. Being Rick-rolled with internet pornography won’t result in a default. Glancing at a TV in a department store or a friends living room won’t result in a default.
The cheque will be given to my good friend Scooby, with instructions to mail it if he can validate any claim that I have breached the terms of my fast. Many of my family, friends and co-workers know Scooby, and love Oprah, so I will be under constant scrutiny.
I’ve asked Scooby to be fair and use good judgement, noting that this is a test of my willpower rather than a challenge to my friends to screw me over. Being Rick-rolled with internet pornography won’t result in a default. Glancing at a TV in a department store or a friends living room won’t result in a default.
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